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Author hienkbmns 3 February 2010 in [ Movies ]

The Eye [2008] - aXXo
The Eye [2008] - aXXo | 700 MB

Movie Size : 716x302 @ 23.976fps
Duration : 01:35:59
Cast : Jessica Alba , Alessandro Nivola ,Parker Posey
Directors: David Moreau , Xavier Palud


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Author creativelivenew 29 January 2010 in [ Softwares ]

ChrisTV Online! Premium Edition 4.40
ChrisTV Online! Premium Edition 4.40 | 5.4 Mb

ChrisTV Online! its a software for Windows which brings to your desktop a large number of TV channels, radio channels and other kind of video/audio content broadcasted on the Internet (like music video clips, movie trailers, public webcams, etc). You only need a computer with a good Internet connection running ChrisTV Online!


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Author hienkbmns 29 January 2010 in [ Softwares ]

Pinnacle Studio HD Ultimate Collection 14.0 MT
Pinnacle Studio HD Ultimate Collection 14.0 | 2.7 GB

Simple, yet powerful tool helps you create high-quality HD movies you can directly upload to YouTube, DVD or mobile devices.

Boost your story with our top-tier release from the Pinnacle Studio Family, Pinnacle Studio Ultimate Collection. The collection includes a complete set of plug-ins and a Chroma-key green screen for advanced effects, editing and production, in addition to feature-rich Studio Ultimate software. With a new, simpler interface, create top-quality movies in high-definition video, include stunning effects, transitions, animation, and incredible Dolby Digital® 5.1 sound, empowered by new tools from Avid’s professional lines of film-editing products. Then, dazzle your audience when you share your sensations in widescreen format. Sharing options are as limitless as your creativity: from Blu-ray and AVCHD to YouTube, iPod, Nintendo Wii, and more.


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Author creativelivenew 28 January 2010 in [ Softwares ]

Ashampoo Burning Studio 9.21 Multilanguage Portable
Ashampoo Burning Studio 9.21 Multilanguage Portable | 49.71 Mb

The complete, compact and easy burning suite. Does your burning software do everything but you can’t find anything? Did installing it take up several gigabytes of hard drive space and fill up your Taskbar? Ashampoo Burning Studio 8 is different. It s compact, fast and amazingly easy to use. You just choose from a list of tasks and the software guides you through every step. And even though it has all the functions you would expect from a complete burning suite, the entire software takes up less than 85 megabytes on your hard disk.[/center]


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Author haseenboy 27 January 2010 in [ Softwares ]

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Ashampoo Burning Studio 9.v9.21-TE
Ashampoo Burning Studio 9 is a major update that improves almost every aspect of the program, adding many new features and capabilities in every part of the program


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Author creativelivenew 27 January 2010 in [ Music ]

The Shirelles - Ultimate Collection
MP3 256 Kbps CBR | Oldies | 289 MB


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Author hienkbmns 26 January 2010 in [ Movies ]

Quantum Apocalypse (2010) NF
Quantum Apocalypse (2010) | 713.77 MB

Genre: Sci-Fi
Size : 713.77 MB
Runtime : 0158
THEATRE DATE: 24 February 2010 (USA)
XviD Release Date : 24 January 2010
Video : 608 x 336 @ 928kbps
Audio : MP3 @ 128kbps
Language :ENG
Cast: Rhett Giles , Stephanie Jacobsen, Gigi Edgley, Kristen Quintrall, Peter Jurasik


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Author hienkbmns 26 January 2010 in [ Softwares ]

AudialsOne Platinum v4.1.2027.2400 AP
AudialsOne Platinum v4.1.2027.2400 | 70 MB

Lean back and let AudialsOne 4 entertain you Get music, videos, films and podcasts free of charge and in the right file format.


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Author creativelivenew 22 January 2010 in [ Softwares ]

4Media Blu Ray Ripper v5.2.4.0121
4Media Blu Ray Ripper v5.2.4.0121 | (15.8 MB)

4Media Blu Ray Ripper, all in one Blu ray DVD disc ripper, can rip Blu ray discs and convert Blu ray M2TS video to HD videos and popular common videos. Easily rip Blu ray to MP4, AVI, DivX and more for PSP, iPod, etc. players. Besides, the Blu ray ripper can also extract Blu ray DVD audio and capture Blu ray DVD movie images.


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Author creativelivenew 22 January 2010 in [ Softwares ]

Sony CD Architect Collection 21.01.2010
Sony CD Architect Collection 21.01.2010 | 192 MB

Sony DVD Architect software for professional DVD authoring. The program has everything you need to create and record professional DVD and Blu Ray discs on your computer.
The new version of DVD Architect Pro will work in standard DVD format discs, as well as in HD (write Blu Ray discs), while retaining the possibility of using animated buttons and menus, scene selection menus, subtitles, as well as the ability to edit video and sound MPEG 2 and AVCHD formats.[/center]


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Author creativelivenew 18 January 2010 in [ Softwares ]

CyberLink Media Suite 8.00.1221 Ultra Retail Multilanguage
CyberLink Media Suite 8.00.1221 Ultra Retail Multilanguage | 1.40GB

CyberLink Media Suite 8.00.1221 Ultra Retail ML - a new version of universal set of instruments from the famous company CyberLink Corp., To manage digital content, editing audio and video, as well as preparing multimedia products highly professional quality. Provides convenient access to a large number of useful applications and functions from a single user interface and greatly simplifies the solution of various problems.


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Author creativelivenew 12 January 2010 in [ Softwares ]

Muvee Reveal 8.0.0.12731
Muvee Reveal 8.0.0.12731 | 99.32 MB

Muvee Reveal - the first full automatic machine creation of films in house conditions from photos and video. Intended to serve those who are not accustomed to "zamorachivatsya" knowledge of the editing. "Stuffing" in the program material in accordance with his order and then selecting one of the nine scenarios is appropriate to its subjects, - at you remains only six buttons on the path to this video! The program has a multilingual interface with support for Russian language. With just one touch and you move the material in the automatic-designer from your videocamera, phone, or camera, - any cinema irrespective of its format, including high-definition resolution of 1280x720 and 1920x1080 and in video formats NTSC and PAL.
Add the appropriate music, voice-over text and so forth, and everything else will make the program itself. Before you save the movie you all still have the opportunity to influence the situation monitored the resulting material at the full size screen, in DVD quality.


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Author hienkbmns 12 January 2010 in [ Games ]

2012 Defense v1.0 IPG
2012 Defense v1.0 | 24 MB

2012 Defense v1.0 | Game | iPhone


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Author creativelivenew 8 January 2010 in [ Music ]

Roky Erickson and The Aliens The Evil One
Roky Erickson and The Aliens The Evil One
EAC | ROCK | FLAC+CUE, LOG + Cover | 311 MB
Label:Restless | Release: 1987 | Catalogue No: 72212 | HF&RS

Roky Erickson was very much a changed man when he re-emerged on the music scene in the late '70s after a deeply troubling stay in a mental institution following an arrest for drugs in 1969. The graceful but energetic proto-psychedelia of Erickson's music with the 13th Floor Elevators was replaced by a hot-wired straight-ahead rock sound which suggested an updated version of the teenaged garage pounders Roky recorded with his early group the Spades, and the charming psychobabble of Tommy Hall's lyrics with the Elevators gave way to twisted narratives documenting Roky's obsessive enthusiasm for cheezoid horror movies of the 1950s. It wasn't until 1980 that Erickson released his first solo album, and that disc has had a rather eventful history. Stu Cook (ex-Creedence Clearwater Revival) produced the sessions over a period of two years, and the album appeared in Europe as Roky Erickson & the Aliens (released by CBS in England, making it Roky's only major-label release to date), while in America it came out as The Evil One on the San Francisco indie 415 Records. The British and American releases featured different track lineups, and each version featured songs which didn't show up on the other; to complicate matters all the more, early versions of three of the songs were released on a small-label EP in France...


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Author creativelivenew 6 January 2010 in [ Softwares ]

ArcSoft Panorama Maker Pro v5.0.0.21 Multilingual
ArcSoft Panorama Maker Pro v5.0.0.21 Multilingual | 32.5 MB

ArcSoft Panorama Maker Pro v5.0.0.21 Multilingual | 32.5 MB


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Author creativelivenew 4 January 2010 in [ Softwares ]

Windows XP SP3 Pro Gamer Edition September 2009
Windows XP SP3 Pro Gamer Edition September 2009 | 1.01GB

Windows xp sp3 5512 pro gamer edition September 2009 stripped down version this windows was made with xp pro service pack 0 RTM as the source disk, with Sp3 Build 5512 added


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Author creativelivenew 1 January 2010 in [ Softwares ]

Windows XP Performance Edition December 2009 (EN)
Windows XP Performance Edition December 2009 (EN) | 212 MB

This is a FULL Install. You CANNOT Upgrade from previous versions of Windows.
There is no validation required. This PASSES WGA. This works 100% with Windows Update.
I have included the CD-Key already in the install process. This means at no point will you have to enter it.
Some people using Macs or Virtual Machines might need the serial. See Serial.txt if you do need it.
Serial.txt is located in the download folder and in a folder on the disc/iso.
This has all windows updates through December 2009. This is has been tested numerous times with no errors.
This has minimalist Internet Explorer 6. (Use It To Download Firefox, Opera, Safari, Chrome, Etc)
This is the x86 version (32Bit).


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Author creativelivenew 29 December 2009 in [ Movies ]

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian 2008 DVDRip
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian / 2008 / DVDRip / 421 MB

Taking kids to the cinema can sometimes be painful but this trip was as much for me as them; i have read the book countless times and have just finished it with my eldest daughter.


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Author creativelivenew 29 December 2009 in [ Movies ]

Hannah Montana: The Movie 2009 DVDRip
Hannah Montana: The Movie / 2009 / DVDRip / 445 MB

When a TV series is being transported to the big screen, there's some expectations and worries lying ahead. "Hannah Montana", despite the hatred for the show, was no exception. But I'll guess this time worries was bigger than the expectations for those who really hated the underrated show.


Views: 167, Comments: 0

Author creativelivenew 29 December 2009 in [ Movies ]

21 [2008] DVDRip
21 [2008] DVDRip

The CGI, the story, the human characters and of course the robots.

If you're a fan of the original cartoon series then you will be a fan of the movie. Some elements from the original story have been changed but that in no way detracts from the movies excitement.


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Author creativelivenew 28 December 2009 in [ Movies ]

The Kingdom 2007 DVDRip
The.Kingdom / 2007 | 420 MB

Jamie Foxx .... Ronald Fleury
Jennifer Garner .... Janet Mayes
Jason Bateman .... Adam Leavitt
Andrew Esposito .... Big Wheel
Kelly AuCoin .... Ellis Leach
Ashraf Barhom .... Colonel Al-Ghazi


Views: 207, Comments: 0

Author creativelivenew 25 December 2009 in [ Softwares ]

Xilisoft Blu Ray Ripper v5.2.3.1218 Multilanguage
Xilisoft Blu Ray Ripper v5.2.3.1218 Multilanguage | 16.2 MB

Xilisoft Blu Ray Ripper is the best tool to rip and convert blu-ray videos (M2TS) to virtually all popular common video formats. It also extracts audio from blu-ray discs and converts them to popular audio formats. Supported HD video formats include H.264/MPEG-4 AVC, AVCHD Video (*.m2ts, *.mts), Apple TV h.264 720P, MKV, HD WMV, MPEG2/MPEG-4 TS HD Video plus various common video formats like AVI, MPEG, WMV, DivX, MP4, H.264/AVC, MKV, RM, MOV, XviD, 3GP, and FLV. Furthermore, Xilisoft Blu Ray Ripper will also enable you to extract audio from blu-ray discs and capture movie frames. Users may also edit before converting the videos by trimming, cropping, merging, splitting the video file, or even add a watermark and various video effects


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Author creativelivenew 24 December 2009 in [ Softwares ]

Xilisoft DVD Copy Express 1.1.37.1218
Xilisoft DVD Copy Express 1.1.37.1218 | 6 Mb

Acting as stable, fast and easy DVD copier and DVD clone software, Xilisoft DVD Copy Express gives you all the capacities to make backup copies of DVD-Video, and copy DVD movie to ISO image file or DVD folder. Easily clone DVD movie in 1:1 ratio perfectly, or compress DVD-9 DVD video to a DVD-5 disc. Extra DVD burning function enables you to burn ISO file and DVD folder to DVD further.


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Author creativelivenew 24 December 2009 in [ Softwares ]

Xilisoft HD Video Converter 5.1.26.1218
Xilisoft HD Video Converter 5.1.26.1218 | 15.8 Mb

With advanced HD (High-Definition) video conversion technology, Xilisoft HD Video Converter can easily convert among HD video formats, convert video to HD, convert HD videos to SD (Standard-Definition) videos. The HD video converter supports most of HD video formats such as AVCHD (mts, m2ts), H.264/AVC, MKV, MPEG-2 (ts), DivX, HD WMV, MPEG-4 and Quick Time.


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Author creativelivenew 24 December 2009 in [ Softwares ]

FantasyDVD Player Platinum 9.9.0 Build 1218
FantasyDVD Player Platinum 9.9.0 Build 1218

FantasyDVD is a exquisite and powerful software DVD player. Have with the same features and controls of the living- room DVD player and support over 70 type video and audio media files. Support the ts, tp, trp mpeg2 HDTV, wmv HDTV and mkv, mka, mks formats HDTV. Its advanced video and audio technologies deliver the highest quality viewing and listening experience possible on the PC. FantasyDVD has a perfect DVD navigation system, rich audio and video effects, is stable and easy use, and can meet all the demands of DVD playing. FantasyDVD automatically determines the type of disc in your DVD drive and uses the correct playback method for DVD titles, video CDs, or audio CDs. Play at normal speed, or fit the movie into the time you have available to watch it! Time stretching lets you decide how long the movie takes to view. If a DVD has it, FantasyDVD can handle it. FantasyDVD recognizes all of the author’s DVD features and lets you access them through the FantasyDVD user interface.


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Author creativelivenew 24 December 2009 in [ Softwares ]

Xilisoft Blu Ray Ripper 5.2.3.1218
Xilisoft Blu Ray Ripper 5.2.3.1218

Wanna rip blu-ray videos so you can share them or make a duplicate copy for your video collection? With Xilisoft Blu Ray Ripper, now you can convert blu-ray videos (M2TS format) to High-Definition formats (H.264/MPEG-4 AVC, AVCHD Video (*.m2ts, *.mts), Apple TV h.264 720P, MKV, HD WMV, MPEG-2/MPEG-4 TS HD Video) with excellent and unmatchable ripping-converting speed while preserving HD quality. Apart from converting to HD format, it can also convert to popular common-format videos, such as AVI, MPEG, WMV, DivX, MP4, H.264/AVC, MKV, RM, MOV, XviD, 3GP, and FLV. Most multimedia players like iPod, iPhone, Apple TV, PSP, Xbox, Zune, NDS, Wii, or mobile phones support and play these types of videos. Preview blu ray movies, clip the movie, crop movie screen, adjust video properties, or add watermark are some of the features that come with Xilisoft Blu Ray Ripper. Download and try this software out, so you’re no longer limited to just blu ray-format discs.


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Author creativelivenew 24 December 2009 in [ Movies ]

USA- Avatar.2009.D.HD.DVDRip
Director: James Cameron
Writer (WGA): James Cameron (written by)
Contact: View company contact information for Avatar on IMDbPro.
Release Date: 18 December 2009 (USA) more
Genre: Action | Adventure | Sci-Fi | Thriller more

Cast (Cast overview, first billed only)
Sam Worthington ...Jake Sully
Zoe Saldana ...Neytiri
Sigourney Weaver ...Dr. Grace Augustine
Stephen Lang ...Colonel Miles Quaritch
Michelle Rodriguez ...Trudy Chacon
Giovanni Ribisi ...Parker Selfridge
Runtime: 162 min
Color: Color
Aspect Ratio: 1.78 : 1 more
Sound Mix: Dolby Digital
Certification: USAG-13 (certificate #45663) | South Korea:12 | UK:12A | Norway:11 | Ireland:12A


Views: 1888, Comments: 0

Author creativelivenew 22 December 2009 in [ Music ]

Goran Bregovic - Collection (20 albums) 2008
Goran Bregovic - Collection (20 albums) 2008
2008 | Folk, NewAge, Flamenco | MP3 / 320 kbps | 2.63 GB


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Author creativelivenew 18 December 2009 in [ Music ]

Pink Floyd - Oh By The Way (40th Anniversary Edition) 2007
Artist: Pink Floyd
Title Of Album: Pink Floyd - Oh By The Way (40th Anniversary Edition)
Year Of Release: 7. Dezember 2007
Label: EMI (EMI)
Genre: Pshychedelic, Progressive Rock
Quality: Mp3
Bitrate: 320 kbps
Total Size: 2.13 GB


Views: 808, Comments: 0

Author hienkbmns 18 December 2009 in [ Softwares ]

Ashampoo Burning Software Collection
Ashampoo Burning Software Collection | 407 MB

Ashampoo Burning Studio - is a major update that improves almost every aspect of the program, adding many new features and capabilities in every part of the program. It also introduces LightScribe burner support (from version 9.10) and a new Movie Editor for editing and combining your videos before burning them to DVD. The Movie Editor has functions for cutting, transitions, fades, subtitles, titles and more, plus a point-and-click DVD menu editor with animated themes for creating great-looking interfaces for your DVD movies. The new version also packed with improvements, new features and fine tuning that make all Burning Studio’s functions more powerful and even easier to use.


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Author creativelivenew 17 December 2009 in [ Softwares ]

Joboshare DVD Toolkit Platinum 2.5.4.1216
Joboshare DVD Toolkit Platinum 2.5.4.1216 | 46.74MB

Joboshare DVD Toolkit Platinum - a package of four multimedia programs, which includes programs such as: Joboshare DVD Ripper Platinum - a handy software for fast and high-quality rip DVD to most popular video and audio formats; Joboshare Video Converter - Simple and stable program for quick conversion video and audio formats, including mobile devices; Joboshare DVD Copy - software for the rapid cloning and backup your DVD;
Joboshare DVD Creator - professional program for converting video files and record them to DVD with the ability to edit and create menus.


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Author creativelivenew 10 December 2009 in [ Movies ]

Garfield: The Movie (2004) DVDRip XviD-DMZ
Garfield: The Movie (2004) DVDRip XviD-DMZ
DVD | 640x352 | XviD | 871 kbps | English | MP3 | 128 kbps | 80 mins | 700 Mb
Genre: Comedy | Family

Jon Arbuckle buys a second pet, a dog named Odie. However, Odie is then abducted and it is up to Jon's cat, Garfield, to find and rescue the canine.


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Author creativelivenew 8 December 2009 in [ Movies ]

Odysseus And The Isle Of The Mists 2008 DVDRip XviD AC3-ViSiON
Odysseus And The Isle Of The Mists 2008 DVDRip XviD AC3-ViSiO
DVDRip | 720x400 | AVI | XVID 2147 kbps | 25 fps | Aspec
ratio: 16:9 | Audio: AC3 192 kpbs @ 48 KHz | Duration:88 min | 1450 MB
DVD Date: 04.12.2008 | Release Date: 12.05.2009 | Audio Language: English | Subtitle: N/A
Genre: Sci-Fi
Odysseus and The Isle of The Mists stars Arnold Vosloo (The Mummy) in an original Sci Fi Channel movie. Remember those cheesy Homeric saga movies of yesteryear? The Sci Fi channel has gone to some lengths to recreate that level of authenticity.


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Author creativelivenew 6 December 2009 in [ Softwares ]

Ashampoo Burning Studio 9.20
Ashampoo Burning Studio 9.20 | 56 Mb

Ashampoo Burning Studio 9 is a major update that improvesalmost every aspect of the program, adding many newfeatures and capabilities in every part of the program. Italso introduces LightScribe burner support (from version9.10) and a new Movie Editor for editing and combining yourvideos before burning them to DVD. The Movie Editor hasfunctions for cutting, transitions, fades, subtitles,titles and more, plus a point-and-click DVD menu editorwith animated themes for creating great-looking interfacesfor your DVD movies. The new version also packed withimprovements, new features and fine tuning that make allBurning Studios functions more powerful and even easier touse.


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Author creativelivenew 5 December 2009 in [ Softwares ]

DVD-Cloner 7.00 Build 990 Portable
DVD-Cloner 7.00 Build 990 Portable |9 m
It makes copying DVD's with your DVD burner a reality and the DVD-R, DVD-RW copied by DVD-Cloner is the same as the original DVD movie, in true DVD format. It adopts MPEG2 format. You can watch copied DVD films burned by DVD CLONER III because the audio and video are as perfect as the original DVD.


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Author creativelivenew 5 December 2009 in [ Movies ]

The Lookout (2007) DVDRIP
The Lookout (2007) / 684 MB

MOVIEmeter: ?Down 12% in popularity this week. See why on IMDbPro.
Director:Scott Frank
Writer (WGA):Scott Frank (written by)
Contact:View company contact information for The Lookout on IMDbPro.
Release Date:30 March 2007 (USA) more
Genre:Crime | Drama | Thriller more
Tagline:Whoever has the money has the power

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126 out of 167 people found the following comment useful.
The Lookout delivers., 30 March 2007
9/10
Author: soccer_superstar07 from Canada
I had a conversation with a friend earlier this week, regarding the lack of effort being put into films these days. In the 21st century, there are very few films worth seeing, in comparison to the earlier 80's, and 90's. Back then, there weren't 100's of movies being churned out a week, with only 1 or 2 being even half decent. This is the reason that this movie took me entirely by surprise.


Views: 715, Comments: 0

Author creativelivenew 4 December 2009 in [ Softwares ]

Windows XP SP3 Pro Gamer Edition September 2009 (Direct X 10)
Windows XP SP3 Pro Gamer Edition September 2009 (Direct X 10) | 1.01G
Windows xp sp3 5512 pro gamer edition September 2009 stripped down version this windows was made with xp pro service pack 0 RTM as the source disk, with Sp3 Build 5512 added
Default windows language ENGLISH/UK
please change to your own language once installed
as its a fully unattended install


Views: 932, Comments: 0

Author creativelivenew 28 November 2009 in [ Movies ]

Orgies And The Meaning Of Life (2008) – DVDRip
Orgies And The Meaning Of Life (2008) – DVDRip


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Author creativelivenew 26 November 2009 in [ Softwares ]

Alive HD Video Converter 2.0.2.8
Alive HD Video Converter v2.0.2.8 | 7.85 Mb

Alive HD Video Converter is a powerful video converter that lets you convert HD video including m2t, mts, m2ts AVCHD video to popular PC video formats which can be supported by Microsoft Movie Maker, Windows Media Player or Adobe Premiere Pro. Alive HD Video Converter converts your HD video files to AVI, MPEG, WMV, DivX, Xvid, MP4, iPod/iPhone, PSP, Zune, 3GP and MP3 format. Alive HD Video Converter also supports converting most of video formats to HD video format, such as WMV-HD, MPEG2-HD, DivX-HD, Xvid-HD, MPEG4-HD, H.264-HD(AVCHD). This solution makes it possible to watch high definition movies in 1280×720 (720p) or 1920×1080 (1080p) resolutions on your personal computer, PS3, XboX, Apple TV and other devices.


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Author creativelivenew 21 November 2009 in [ Movies ]

Feast 3 DVDRip
Feast 3 DVDRip
I often lament the state of horror movies these days. If it’s not a remake of some schlock splatterhouse flick from the 70s or 80s or a derivation of a foreign concept, it’s some trite excuse to flash tits covered in buckets of gore. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I mean, good horror is supposed to be a little bad. But there’s a limit. Netflix is resplendent with an assortment of tersely titled grindhouse wannabes, churned out by guys with digital camcorders, Suicide Girl fetishes, and lifetime Fangoria subscriptions. Being a horror writer myself,

Awesome. Starting off right where the last one left off. I mean literally. The last five minutes of the last movie are the first five of this one. It’s the principle of Robert Zemeckis: Why make one shitty sequel when you can make two at once? So for those of you keeping score, a bunch of assholes nobody likes are stuck on a roof in a terrible town while monsters try to eat them. I had held a desperate hope that they would have cleaned house castwise like they did between the original (and superiorly funspirited) Feast and Feast II. Instead, they did up a Back to the Feaster II and Feaster III Triple Feast. If Christopher Lloyd doesn’t drive a train off a cliff, this movie already fails.

00:00:36: Clu Gulager, the director’s father, is back as the Bartender who won’t fucking die. He’s standing in the middle of the desert, staring angrily into the camera, saying, “Thanks for fucking my potential acting retirement plan, son. I couldn’t be a stunt hand in a Turkish jerkoff film now. Joke’s on you, I blew your inheritance on hookers and Pixie Sticks.”

00:03:00 Seriously, this is just the end of the last movie. That’s some green filmmaking, Ed Begley Jr. Why this didn’t kill at Sundance is beyond me. If they filmed a compost pile decaying it’d get a four picture fucking deal these days. And yet we’re going to SXSW, where anyone can be a filmmaker if they have $75.

00:04:00: Now I remember why I hate everyone from the last film. Didn’t they kill everyone, goddammit?

00:04:45: Finally! New footage! Honey Pie, my arch nemesis who survived in the credits of the last film — IS DEAD! One of the monsters decrapitated the broad. I don’t care how annoyingly resilient you appear to be. Nobody gets up from a deheadening. Ask the Kurgan.

00:04:47: The monster is eating Honey Pie’s huge noggin like a golden delicious apple. And now. The monster. Is crapping. A human head. Put that on your resume, Heigl.

00:05:00: I guess stupid bitch heads aren’t fortified with the nutrients monsters need to grow up and be in quality films. Five minutes in, and we’ve got recycled footage, a beheading, and scat humor. Stick with YouTube, kids. Five years from now, The Oscar will go to a documentary shot on cell phones. And it’ll be hosted by Tyler Perry.

00:05:30: Christ, again with the little yearbook writeups for the characters. The arc for the Bartender says, “WWII Vet, now fighting his greatest battle, blah-blah-blah.” I’m pretty sure this was the dominant pattern for the script. “They fight monsters with guns on the roof. Make sure chicks are topless. Blood and shit. Blah-blah-fritos scoops are teh shinzorgans.”

00:06:07: Joan Jett the Biker Queen is killing a monster with a motorcycle. I’m positive there’s some sort of austere symbolism for female empowerment going on that I’m not fully appreciating. Probably because she’s spouting such overwhelmingly powerful dialogue, “Die!” and “Bleed!”

00:06:20: “Bleed it out! Bleed it all out!” That’s what I scream at my girlfriend during her special lady time. What? If this movie’s not bringing the A-game, I’m certainly not. Tampax! Gets the red out!

00:06:35: “That’s some Pam Grier shit!” Slasher, the only black character. Congrats on reigniting apartheid, my brother. If memory serves me correctly, the last movie ended with them getting swarmed by monsters on the roof. Where have all the monsters gone? Are they with the cowboys?

00:07:00: Somebody slip in the blood, somebody slip in the blood! C’mon, this calls for some wacky Stoogian hijinks!

00:07:10: What in the piss purple fuck?! Greg Swank is STILL ALIVE? The motherfucker got a steel pipe blasted through his head! It’s still there! They replayed the scene just so we knew! Fucking Swank is played by the goddamn director’s brother. CHRIST! It was SWANK! Swank fell in the goop! Oh, retarded magic is not nearly as much fun to watch when you know where the coins are really disappearing to.

00:07:39: Oh, good. They’re shooting in night vision. So you can bask in all the glorious functionality of the $450 digital camcorder the movie was shot on. White balance next! Autofocus! Anti-tremble function! Whooo! Technology! AV CLUB 4EVA!

00:08:00: Oh, goddamn you, Secrets. I hope someone beats you Oprah and Blue with the Bible. If you recall, she’s called Secrets because she believes in “The Secret”. Also, she keeps repeating, “We gotta believe. We gotta believe.” Who says you can’t have witty social commentary in a grindhouse flick?

00:08:25: They keep going back and forth from nightvision to color. That’s going to use up most of the $65 budget. And a motherfucker needs his goddamn Fritos scoops.

00:08:28: Ahhhh! HAHAHAHAHA! I paused the DVD to write “I bet they’re gonna have a monster jump out from the shadows any second now.” And one did! But in the freeze frame, I can totally see the wire mesh inside the mouth of the costume that the actor looks through! I think it’s James Lipton! Lipton’s the fucking monster!

00:08:49: For those of you keeping score at home, Two monsters have been killed. All by gals. One Honey Pie left out in the rain. She’ll never have to be in the movie again. On our home team we’ve got: Bartender, Slasher, Biker Queen, Secrets, Greg Swank, two Tattooed Biker chicks named Tit Girl and Tat Girl, and theoretically Lightning, unless the midget budget ran over from the last film. Eight is enough! Eight people who will hopefully perish before long!

00:09:00: This movie officially includes more exposed breasts in the first ten minutes of any film I’ve ever seen before, and I’m including pornography.

00:09:37: They keep going close-up on the “dead” monster. I wonder if he’s really dead? Will he jump up and kill? “We’re what’s left of what’s left behind.” Sounds like the Samuel L. “Every Dead Black Hero” Jackson Memorial Monologue to me.

00:10:11: Nope. He lives. They just like zooming in in nightvision. A black guy’s just as green as you and me when the lights are out. Togetherness.

00:10:15: I give up. A guy in a jeep comes driving down the road. And WHATHEFUCKETYFUCKWHISTLE?! THUNDER IS STILL ALIVE?!!!

If you recall from the last movie, Thunder — the other half of the midget team — was splattered all over the street by the ill-fated but awesome midget catapult experiment. He was then subsequently torn in half by the monsters, but being a midget, I’m not sure what fraction that represents. Potentially a third.

And here he is, as a fucking tiny torso with intestines hanging out, STILL ALIVE! And doing reverse pushups.

00:10:20: This must be a new character. He’s driving an army jeep with a spiked ram on the front. He just ran over Thunder! That’s no way to treat your marquee midget, Gulager. Motherfucker was in Pirates of the Caribbean Elevenses: The Search for Ulee’s Gold.


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